I just hit that chick…y’all know the rest. 🙂
that song came on the radio yesterday and coupled with the influx of “homewrecker” stories I’ve been reading it the blogsphere…it got me to thinking. no this post isn’t about cheater songs–too easy! and typical. This is the get that broad or dude served or go talk shit and cry in the corner, take your pick post.
now I’m not calling out any names Alicia Keys/Gabrielle Union but obviously there is some tension in the air regarding women that date men that are married–separated or otherwise. This post isn’t really about that either. But imagine you are the MAIN–the one thats getting cheated on, or there’s just something suspect going on thats not respecting your gangsta. You know you’d wanna beat a bish down, least pinch her or something. And your man too of course–I’m equal opportunity over here. Wanting to and actually doing, ok two DIFFERENT things. I’m of the school of thought that nobody is too old to get their ass handed to them, I don’t suggest going around balling up your fist everytime someone makes you mad but…in certain situations I’ll just say, it may not be right, BUT I UNDERSTAND.
first song that comes to mind, by my homegirl Miss Teedra:
You Better Tell Her: pretty self explanatory. check yo hoe, before I do. LOL
Gettin in the way-Jill Scott: “I’m go take you out in the middle of the street and whoop yo tail for all this worth, 5.99 or something like that” Jill doesn’t make those kinda songs anymore, lol.
Who Is She to You-Brandy: before I even uncover the dirt, I peeped how she was giving you goo-goo eyes over there. sup with that? hmmm. lol. Linked is the remix ft Usher–defending the man position. I’m amused by his verse now considering that “Papers” joint dropped yesterday.
Don’t Mess With Me (heartbreaker) -Lil Kim: this is a SIMS video linked and its pretty funny.
It’s a Wrap-MJB: you know Mary has a song for everything, lol.
Take This Ring-Toni Braxton: “tonight I’m gonna take this ring off my, my finger…that’s what I’m gon do!” I’m over her, and you…I’m bout to put on the freakum dress and do me too! “shhh, don’t tell nobody!”
or to take another turn…
Give a Chick A Hand-Mya: I don’t know how many people really do this–“she took my man she did, I don’t know how she did, cuz I’m a bad chick, but I’ma give a chick a hand..” uhhh. #WDDDA? lol. This song was actually on her shelved joint Liberation, which was pretty decent. I wasnt’ able to find a link with the entire song but I do have it on my ipod. This is funny I found a B. Scott video talking about the song. love muffins check it out…
Of all these situations I’m more than likely to pull a Brandy or Teedra, personally. now depending on what happens next, I might be on to a Jill or Toni, maybe.
Reecie doesn’t advocate for violence but if people in their right minds do it anyway, they must be prepared to suffer the consequences, which could include criminal charges. *PSA over*